Look at me and the glasses I bought at Afaze

I cannot stand when people wear glasses that they CLEARLY DO NOT NEED.  These people never had to wear the rainbow colored ovals I wore as a kid.  Or get yelled at for asking to sit closer to the blackboard because they could hardly see.  Or be called Four Eyes.  Or suffer from the Eyeglass Tan.  Or have their eyeglasses fog up when they walk into a severely different temperature than the previous environment, and accidentally bump into things.  Ugh.  Fuckers.