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"I used to comfort myself and say, ‘Don’t let society make you feel like you need to be a..."

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:44:00 -0500

“I used to comfort myself and say, ‘Don’t let society make you feel like you need to be a certain size! You’re beautiful the way you are. You deserve nice things; you work so hard.’ Yes, I’m beautiful the way I am, but what I (and maybe even other people) need to understand is this isn’t a matter of needing self-esteem or encouragement. This is a matter of ending the stomach and head aches from indulging in food, alcohol, clothing, shoes, and handbags that I really don’t need. This is a matter of ending the anxiety attacks that come when I see on the scale that I have gained about 5 pounds in one week. Or, the anxiety that overtakes me when I realize I am going to overdraft my checking account because I decided to buy 3 Gap sweaters (same sweater in different colors). Then, the following day immediately regretting the purchase, and returning it. And this isn’t once or twice in the past few months. This is every single week.”

- Seriously, I started a self-help blog. Fuck.

…Just in case you’re ever bored enough to help me eventually interview with my dream boy Matt Lauer when I’m 40 pounds lighter.

Fuck, I'm broke.

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:45:53 -0500

I am so ready for a sugar daddy. If you are interested, please e-mail me. Thank you.

Photo

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:32:24 -0500

Keith Sweat - Nobody

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:26:53 -0500

Keith Sweat - Nobody

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:43:54 -0500

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

Photo

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:10:34 -0500

Woman claims order banning her from noisy sex is breach of human rights

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:39:23 -0500

Woman claims order banning her from noisy sex is breach of human rights:

Damn right it is.

"Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people think you’ve got."

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:03:50 -0500

“Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got, and 50% what people think you’ve got.”

- Sophia Loren

"don’t you know i love you and i always have hallelujah will you come to me"

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:43:42 -0400

“don’t you know i love you
and i always have
hallelujah
will you come to me”

- damien rice - cold water

Money gets me:

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:05:31 -0400

Rent
Pretty things, such as boots, necklaces, and makeup
Alcohol money

To give this up for my pride, or not. This is quit the dilemma.

Dwight K. Schrute is that you? Oh… just Ryan Seacrest.

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 21:22:05 -0400

Dwight K. Schrute is that you? Oh… just Ryan Seacrest.

fuckyeahlordoftherings: These guys recreated the Battle of...

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:05:58 -0400

fuckyeahlordoftherings:

These guys recreated the Battle of Pelennor Fields in miniature. Out of sweets. They also did the battle of Helms Deep.

Your argument is invalid.

God damn, I wish I could sing like this.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:40:10 -0400

God damn, I wish I could sing like this.

This man in a Macy’s graphic is really ringin’ my...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:33:45 -0400

This man in a Macy’s graphic is really ringin’ my bell.

Excuse me Miss Pratt, but Miss Piggy needs her face back.

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:44:00 -0400

Excuse me Miss Pratt, but Miss Piggy needs her face back.

Someone PLEASE hand Kate a new purse, for the love of all that...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:58:29 -0400

Someone PLEASE hand Kate a new purse, for the love of all that is holy. Goes to show that you can look all sex-ed up, but with a damn ugly purse, you’re just… from Pennsylvania.

Totally fucking, just admit it to the world!

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:59:32 -0400

Totally fucking, just admit it to the world!

To the Adonis from Astoria Boulevard on the N/W train whom I do not have the social skills to talk to

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:39:26 -0400

To the Adonis from Astoria Boulevard on the N/W train whom I do not have the social skills to talk to:

From the group blog with my friend Dacia.

My exact thoughts throughout this video: Whoa, cute, cuter,...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:37:43 -0400

My exact thoughts throughout this video: Whoa, cute, cuter, diesel, man V.

Why September is the best month this year

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:04:30 -0400

I’ve seen at least one movie per week, which means less sitting in my bathrobe watching Six Feet Under while drinking champagne by myself.
I attended Fashion’s Night Out and saw Michael Kors, Kate Hudson, Anna Wintour, Diane Von Furstenberg, and Mayor Bloomberg. You know how I love celebrity life.
It’ll be my birthday 9/19, and I accomplished moving out by 24. Go me.
I’m going to some artsy fartsy Guggenheim party on 9/25, and get a different look at the Kandinsky exhibit they have right now. I’m hoping for some boys in skinny ties. Jason Schwartzman would be great (if he attends such events).
And finally, WE CAN WEAR BOOTS AND JACKETS.
Oh, and EAT PUMPKIN PIE.

The end.